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英國網民:中國男子偷藏2千件女性內衣壓塌天花板


譯者:unknown     發布時間:2015-02-27     超過 0 位網友閱讀

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underwearthief is caught after ceiling collapses under the weight of the 2,000 sets oflingerie he had hidden in China

英國網民評論:中國男子偷藏2000多件女性內衣壓塌天花板

中國男子偷藏2000多件女性內衣壓塌天花板

The crook, named Tan,had master key to his apartment block in Yulin city
He crept into 750 ofhis neighbours' homes and stole women's underwear
He then hid his stashin the cavity above his ceiling, until it grew too heavy
Police called after aloud crashing sound was heard as ceiling buckled
He confessed to thespree claiming he had mental illness since youth

這個竊賊姓譚,住在廣西玉林市,他有所在公寓樓的萬能鑰匙
他躡手躡腳的摸進有750住戶的公寓鄰居家里偷竊女性內衣褲
然后,他把偷來的衣物藏在天花板上,直到天花板不能承受生命之重
被壓彎的天花板發出了崩潰的尖叫,于是有人報警
他供認不諱,并聲稱自幼就是一精神病



He's got a problem.
Yes his ceiling has collapsed!

他有麻煩了。
(網友點評)是的,他家天花板跨了!



Who ever went to all the trouble to colour coordinate and lay them out in neat lines? Must be the Mad Hatter !

是誰這么不嫌麻煩把內衣褲按顏色分門別類排的整整齊齊?一定是處女座的!
(注:原文Mad Hatter指瘋帽子,自行百度) 



The ceiling must have got top heavy.

天花板一定頭重腳輕 



How cute, the cops organized them by color.

好可愛啊,警察們按顏色擺的井井有條 



This story is more than just pants...

內衣褲故事的背后肯定還有故事。。。 



Why did they lay them all out on the street and a lot of them sorted by color?

為什么他們把內衣褲擺放在大街上,還按顏色分門別類呢? 



Knicker nicker

內褲偷笑 



The news on here gets weirder and weirder

這里的新聞口味越來越奇特 



Hahahaha.....one of the most ridiculous theft cases

哈哈哈哈。。。最荒唐搞笑的偷竊案之一 



So that's where my wife's undies went.

哦,終于知道我老婆的內衣去哪了 



I must find a Chinese policeman to arrange my undies!

我必須找個中國警察來整理我的內衣褲 



One or more cops had a merry time laying out the evidence in a most artistic manner.

起碼有一個或多個警察很享受以這種最藝術的方式來擺設他們的證據 



So it's use hasn't changed, it's still bring used for cavity insulation.

所以內衣的用途還是沒變,仍是用來填補空洞。 



I know I should not laugh but...

我知道我不該笑,可是。。。



Well one things for sure...he's straight!

好吧,起碼有一件事是可以肯定的。。。他是直男!

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